The Number Two Pencil

We are honored to offer our Gold Cubicle customers the premier creative utensil, the #2 pencil. Each is meticulously machine-crafted from that stalwart conifer, Calocedrus, the Incense-cedar; precision-injected with a winning bricolage of stoneground graphite and Black-Raspberry-Hollow clay powder, resulting in velvety strokes of matte silver pigment; sand massaged and dipped in sungod-yellow colorant, appending radiance and increasing visibility in the field. The contoured hexagonal design prevents the pencil from rolling off your desk, dash, or dais, while supplementing its structural integrity and aerodynamic prowess in fabled office stunts and morning-meeting mischief. The composite coral-pink eraser is pressure buffed to a muted sheen and fixed in a raised, dimple-brass ferrule, because even the discerning perfectionist has momentary lapses in judgement.

Price: 27 cents